“Friends”
CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a
week.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily
carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "D*m*...we
screwed up...but man that was fun!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Cry with you
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FIRE DE PARTMENT FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are for life.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian
could ever dream of...
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say,
"You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's
alcohol abuse!!" Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...
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